By now, everyone in the YouTube universe has seen the utter train wreck of Miss Teen South Carolina trying to answer a question about why many Americans can’t find the United States on a map.
But really now, unless your playing Risk or trying to land the fucking space shuttle, who really needs to be able to find America on a map? It’s not like they painted huge dotted lines on the border between states. (Or built a big honkin’ wall across the southern edge of the Pac 10.)
What I need to be able to find on a map is where Appalachian State is so that I can start hanging out in the common area of the freshman dorm where this brainiac is gonna be spending her spare time this fall.
Hey, I’m not looking for a tutor! Then I’d be searching for a genius. You know, somebody like Norman Einstein.
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