What a great time to be in Arizona. Of course, there is a professional tackle football game being played there tomorrow. And all weekend is the golf tournament they play there, whatever the fuck they call it these days.
This tournament is a Super Bowl weekend tradition, with the rowdiest hole in golf, the par-3 16th. [...]
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In The Zona
Posted in ASu Hotties, Crazy Women, Fans, The Shocker, golf, hot women, nfl on February 2, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Looking Back
Posted in Cowboys, Crazy Women, Dallas Cowboys, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Simpson likes to fuck famous people, T. O., Terrell Owens, Tony Romo, Tony Romo likes to fuck famous people, hot women on January 23, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
St. Maartin, Orient Beach, Jan. 23, 2028:
Jessica: I can’t believe it’s like, been like 20 years, can you?
Tony: Time sure flies.
Jessica: You remember, like, when we, like, first met, and you were, like, playing football, and they like totally blamed me for you losing that game.
Tony: You know I don’t like talking about those [...]
Dear Eli
Posted in Cowboys, Crazy Women, Dallas Cowboys, Eli Manning, Eli Manning is a bitch, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Simpson likes to fuck famous people, Peyton Manning, The Chesney Manning Love Quadrangle, Tony Romo, Tony Romo likes to fuck famous people, hot women, tagged Eli Manning, Jessica Simpson, Peyton Manning, tom brady, Tony Romo on January 22, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Dear Eli,
Hi! My name is Jessica! lol! You may have heard of me, or know who I am, as I am sometimes in the internets that any U.S. American can see or read regarding my so-called social life and the boys I have sometimes gone on (totally innocent! lol!!) dates with like John Mayer and [...]
Yoko Romo
Posted in Crazy Women, Dallas Cowboys, Jessica Simpson likes to fuck famous people, The Vick Criminal Empire, Tony Romo, Tony Romo likes to fuck famous people, belichick, hot women, nfl on January 14, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Now that’s just not fair.
Here’s Yoko Ono:
and here’s Jessica Simpson:
While I’ll admit Yolo’s rocking the Pilates legs at age 74, I don’t think that there’s an able-bodied male in our entire readership (both of you) who wouldn’t have made exactly the same choice as that young horn dog, Tony Romo.
I personally would do whatever it [...]
Kickoff Awaits
Posted in Crazy Women, Green Bay Packer Bikini Girls, hot women on January 12, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Kickoff in a couple of minutes. Green Bay has the advantage, because of this:
And Now: The Rest of the Story
Posted in Crazy Women, Dallas Cowboys, Jessica Simpson likes to fuck famous people, Tony Romo, Tony Romo likes to fuck famous people, hot women on January 12, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Much has been made about Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson’s trip to Mexico last week. The mainstream media is missing the real story here. We interviewed Jessica about what happened.
Making it Rain: How was Mexico
Jessica Simpson: It was, like, totally awesome!
MIR: Did Tony do any football work?
JS: He fucked me alot!
MIR: What about film study [...]
She Ain’t Wednesday No More
Posted in Crazy Women, hot women on September 29, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
That bitch is Saturday night all week long!
Somewhere between The Addams Family and Black Snake Moan, Christina Ricci has turned into one of the hottest pieces of ass of a generation.
Making it Rain sez: Check it out tonight!
Today on “The View”
Posted in Crazy Women, belichick on September 14, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Whoopi: I don’t think we should jump to conclusions about this Belichick kid. There’s one thing that nobody else is talking about that I want to bring up.
Those Other Crazy Bitches on The View: What’s that, Whoopi?
Whoopi: His upbringing. He really doesn’t think anything of it, because it is part of his upbringing. Where [...]
I only saw it because it was on ESPN
Posted in Crazy Women, The Vick Criminal Empire, nfl on September 5, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Whoopi “I was funny once 20 years ago” Goldberg went on the View and defended Mike Vick’s dog fighting operation. I saw a few seconds of it on ESPN. I honestly can’t go watch it again without my eyes bleeding, but I can’t let it go, so I will be paraphrasing a little as far [...]
Maybe She’s Really from East Carolina
Posted in Crazy Women, Theisman, hot women on August 28, 2007 | 1 Comment »
By now, everyone in the YouTube universe has seen the utter train wreck of Miss Teen South Carolina trying to answer a question about why many Americans can’t find the United States on a map.
But really now, unless your playing Risk or trying to land the fucking space shuttle, who really needs to be able [...]
Quote of the Week
Posted in Crazy Women, The Vick Criminal Empire, college football, nfl, sec on August 25, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
1. “My argument was, if he makes wise investments, other than in gold chains, then he should be able to make the payments,” lawyer for one of the nine women that Travis Henry has impregnated.
2. “You’re paying a media consultant — fire the consultant,” sayeth the judge in the Crazy Stalker Astro-Nut case after the [...]
