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What a great time to be in Arizona. Of course, there is a professional tackle football game being played there tomorrow. And all weekend is the golf tournament they play there, whatever the fuck they call it these days.
This tournament is a Super Bowl weekend tradition, with the rowdiest hole in golf, the par-3 16th. [...]

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 Indianapolis, Jan. 13, 2008.

Hey, you! Row D, seat 9! Yeah, I’m talking to you, fat ass. . . put that finger up again and I’ll come up there and break it off and shove it up your fat yankee corn eatin’ ass, motherfucker! Is that your wife or your pet haaaaaawg?!?! GodDAMM she’s a fucking [...]

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Losers

My 12 year old stepson and I were walking (well, he was walking, I was staggering) into our local professional football team’s meaningless pre-season game, when he asked me,
“Phil, why aren’t you wearing Titans gear?”
“Same reason I don’t dress like Mr. Spock when I go see a Star Trek movie, son.”
He laughed, which I [...]

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