Our own Armchair Cornerback (who hasn’t posted in about ten years) is at the Masters right now. I am not. Fuck him.
Archive for the ‘golf’ Category
Masters Update
Posted in golf, tagged masters on April 13, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Where The White Women At?
Posted in Bill Murray, Chris Berman, golf, hot women, pga, tiger woods on February 9, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Officially golf season is upon us. Yeah, I know that the PGA Tour schedule started last month. Big fucking deal. Memo to PGA: When football is on, nobody gives a shit about golf. Go ahead and CC that to hockey and basketball while you’re at it. Come to think of [...]
Back In My Day!
Posted in Chris Berman, Danny Gans Sucks, Erin Andrews, Kristy McNichol's Snatch, Rat Pack, golf, pga on February 9, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I’ve never been on to talk about the “good old days.” It wasn’t better back then, walking up hill in the snow and all that. God knows I wish I had titanium drivers and perimeter weighted irons and one-piece balls and views of Kristy McNichol’s shaved snatch at the touch of a button back when [...]
Tiger Wins Twice, Will Play in Super Bowl
Posted in Super Bowl, The Chesney Manning Love Quadrangle, golf, pga, tiger woods on February 3, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Tiger Woods, who overcame a four-shot deficit in Dubai and won with a birdie, birdie finish, took his winnings and his nine billion dollar appearance fee to the Dubai Airport and bought the world’s only super-sonic hovercraft. He is currently racing to the Phoenix area, where he will play all 72 holes of the FBR [...]
In The Zona
Posted in ASu Hotties, Crazy Women, Fans, The Shocker, golf, hot women, nfl on February 2, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
What a great time to be in Arizona. Of course, there is a professional tackle football game being played there tomorrow. And all weekend is the golf tournament they play there, whatever the fuck they call it these days.
This tournament is a Super Bowl weekend tradition, with the rowdiest hole in golf, the par-3 16th. [...]
My Maria
Posted in golf, hot women, maria sharapova, natalie gulbis, women's tennis, tagged golf, hot women, maria sharapova, natalie gulbis, women's tennis on January 22, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Maria Sharapova is doing well at the Australian Open.
We have no interest in Women’s tennis at Making it Rain.
So we don’t really have anything to say about her domintion on the court this week.
Because we have no interest in Women’s Tennis here.
We do like golf, though.
So here is a photo of Natalie Gulbis doing [...]
Lynching Tiger Woods
Posted in Al Sharpton is a fat ass loudmouth, golf, tiger woods on January 11, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Nick Faldo made a joke on a golf broadcast last week that Tiger Woods is so dominant on tour that the other players want to beat him up. Kelly Tilghman responded to that obvious joke by Faldo that they wanted to take him in an alley and lynch him. Another obvious joke. Nobody noticed for [...]
Beer Babe
Posted in beer, golf, hot women on August 27, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Holy Phoebe Cates, Batman!
Suddenly I have an urge to take my next golf vacation in Jacksonville. I also have an urge to hear The Cars’ Moving in Stereo.
See more Beer Cart babes here.
No Man Stands Taller Than When He Stands on the Throat of Someone Else
Posted in golf, natalie gulbis on August 24, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Wanna feel better about your game?
Charles Barkley has the world’s ugliest fucking golf swing. Ever.
I have to avert my eyes.
You know whose swing I’d rather look at?
There. That’s better.
Playoffs? What Playoffs?
Posted in golf, hot women, natalie gulbis, pga, tiger woods on August 23, 2007 | 1 Comment »
The big show is upon us. The inaugural FedEx Cup. The NASCAR rip-off that nobody understands. The one where if you win, you get a big check that you can’t cash for 20 years. The one where you earn a bunch of points all year then lose them then start over. The one where they [...]
Blast From The Past
Posted in golf, hot women on August 21, 2007 | 2 Comments »
She had the kind of curves that would make a man leave his wife and the swing that would make him leave the golf course.
Her name was Jeanne Carmen.
She was a pin-up model who soon found herself work as a trick shot artist. She tells it thusly,
While I was in New York, I was [...]
For $900K, Maybe He Can Have A Consonant Removed From His First Name
Posted in golf, pga on August 19, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Nashville native and Vanderbilt graduate Brandt Snedeker won his first PGA tournament today by two strokes at the Wyndham Championship. Was it an all-star field? No, most of the big names were resting up between the PGA Championship and the Fed Ex playoffs. Was it even televised on a network with a [...]
Tiger Skipping First Playoff Tourney
Posted in golf, natalie gulbis, tiger woods on August 19, 2007 | 4 Comments »
Tiger Woods is skipping the first tournament of the FedEx Cup. He says he’s too tired from winning the last two tournaments (Firestone and PGA) in a row. There was a caller on a local sports call-in show the other day who was all bent out of shape, because as the “face of the sport” [...]
Why John Daly is the Greatest Athlete on the Planet
Posted in John Daly, golf on August 16, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
On the importance of fitness at hot tournaments like the PGA:
“Fat boys like me can get through the heat. Every time I worked out I threw up and I thought to myself that you can get drunk and throw up, so it’s just not for me. I’m flexible enough, there are probably some things I [...]
Woody Who?
Posted in golf, natalie gulbis, pga, tiger woods on August 16, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Woody Austin, you have always been the lovable journeyman PGA dude. The guy with the really ugly shirts with eerie green and orange beach scenes on them. The guy who beats himself in the head with a putter. The guy sponsored by Tabasco who beats himself in the head with his putter. The guy who [...]
