Officially golf season is upon us. Yeah, I know that the PGA Tour schedule started last month. Big fucking deal. Memo to PGA: When football is on, nobody gives a shit about golf. Go ahead and CC that to hockey and basketball while you’re at it. Come to think of [...]
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Where The White Women At?
Posted in Bill Murray, Chris Berman, golf, hot women, pga, tiger woods on February 9, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Back In My Day!
Posted in Chris Berman, Danny Gans Sucks, Erin Andrews, Kristy McNichol's Snatch, Rat Pack, golf, pga on February 9, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I’ve never been on to talk about the “good old days.” It wasn’t better back then, walking up hill in the snow and all that. God knows I wish I had titanium drivers and perimeter weighted irons and one-piece balls and views of Kristy McNichol’s shaved snatch at the touch of a button back when [...]
Tiger Wins Twice, Will Play in Super Bowl
Posted in Super Bowl, The Chesney Manning Love Quadrangle, golf, pga, tiger woods on February 3, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Tiger Woods, who overcame a four-shot deficit in Dubai and won with a birdie, birdie finish, took his winnings and his nine billion dollar appearance fee to the Dubai Airport and bought the world’s only super-sonic hovercraft. He is currently racing to the Phoenix area, where he will play all 72 holes of the FBR [...]
Playoffs? What Playoffs?
Posted in golf, hot women, natalie gulbis, pga, tiger woods on August 23, 2007 | 1 Comment »
The big show is upon us. The inaugural FedEx Cup. The NASCAR rip-off that nobody understands. The one where if you win, you get a big check that you can’t cash for 20 years. The one where you earn a bunch of points all year then lose them then start over. The one where they [...]
For $900K, Maybe He Can Have A Consonant Removed From His First Name
Posted in golf, pga on August 19, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Nashville native and Vanderbilt graduate Brandt Snedeker won his first PGA tournament today by two strokes at the Wyndham Championship. Was it an all-star field? No, most of the big names were resting up between the PGA Championship and the Fed Ex playoffs. Was it even televised on a network with a [...]
Woody Who?
Posted in golf, natalie gulbis, pga, tiger woods on August 16, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Woody Austin, you have always been the lovable journeyman PGA dude. The guy with the really ugly shirts with eerie green and orange beach scenes on them. The guy who beats himself in the head with a putter. The guy sponsored by Tabasco who beats himself in the head with his putter. The guy who [...]
