Lose to Vanderbilt and it won’t be a question of “IF”, but a question of “WHEN” you get fired. Of course, that’s assuming you beat Arkansas, Kentucky and Louisiana-Lafayette.
You might beat one of them. Don’t get your hopes up.
It might be time to get back to your old job.
Archive for the ‘Phil Fulmer’ Category
Dear Great Pumpkin
Posted in Phil Fulmer on October 22, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
That Dad-Gum Mr. Spurrier
Posted in Phil Fulmer, Rachael Ray covered in turkey juice, Vols, college football, steve spurrier on September 18, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
(RING.) Hello, this is the ol’ ball coach.
Uh, Mr. Spurrier? This is Phillip Fulmer.
SS: Well, shoooo-weeeee, Philly-boy! What’s going on, ya big ol’ tub of lard?
PF: Uh, well, Mr. Spurrier, actually I’m calling about that dad-gum game last Saturday.
SS: What game exactly do you want to talk about, fat boy? I’m kinda busy here, [...]
It’s a Good Thing the Pope is German, Not Irish
Posted in Jimmy Clausen, Michigan sucks, Phil Fulmer, Vols, college football on September 16, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Michigan-38 Notre Dame-0
Thirty-eight to nuttin’. Five td’s and a field goal to zoo.
From a historical perspective, that’d be XXXVIII to . For you uneducated Philistines out there, that’s the Mayan symbol for zero, a concept they invented. But before we get all excited about how brilliant the Mayan society was [...]
Inside the Head: Phil Fulmer
Posted in Eli Manning is a bitch, Peyton Manning, Phil Fulmer, Rachael Ray covered in turkey juice, Vols, hot women, sec on August 31, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Why the heck do we have to go out to dad-gum California to start the season? Bunch of dad-gum hippies out there.
Boy, I sure do miss Peyton. At least his dad-gum, pansy-ass brother didn’t go to school here.
I bet all those hippies out there in dad-gum California are going to take pot before the game. [...]
