Posted in college football, hot women, sec on September 18, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Contrary to popular belief, the hottest thing to come out of the University of Florida in the last few years is not ESPN’s Erin Andrews.
As smokin’ as this ex-Florida Dazzler dancer is, the spread option offense is hotter.
Consider this: Through the first three games this season, on first down, Florida is averaging over 12 yards [...]
Posted in Vols, college football, hot women, sec on September 10, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I’m typing this from my wireless keyboard, cowering under my desk waiting for the seventh seal to be broken.
Four, count `em, four!, SEC teams lost at home this past weekend. And only one of them was Vanderbilt.
The University of Miss-Again and the Serial Papists of South Bend are now 0-4, losing by a combined score [...]
Posted in Eli Manning is a bitch, Peyton Manning, Phil Fulmer, Rachael Ray covered in turkey juice, Vols, hot women, sec on August 31, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Why the heck do we have to go out to dad-gum California to start the season? Bunch of dad-gum hippies out there.
Boy, I sure do miss Peyton. At least his dad-gum, pansy-ass brother didn’t go to school here.
I bet all those hippies out there in dad-gum California are going to take pot before the game. [...]
Posted in hot women, nfl, sec on August 29, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Here’s a picture of the chick who ended up winning, besting our heroine from South Carolina:
Her bio says she’s from Louisville. But it’s Louisville, Colorado?
I don’t know about you, but to me she’s looks like she’s got “Big Orange” written all over her.
Or rather, she will as soon as Travis Henry gets his fold-out couch [...]
Posted in The Vick Criminal Empire, college football, sec, usc on August 26, 2007 | 7 Comments »
It seems USC is the consensus #1 pick in just about every preseason football poll. Well, every poll except the Knoxville Fulmer Sentinel, which will continue to pick UT number one until long after every conceivable permutation of league championship games and potential plane crashes have eliminated any possibility of the Little Orange even finishing [...]
Posted in Crazy Women, The Vick Criminal Empire, college football, nfl, sec on August 25, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
1. “My argument was, if he makes wise investments, other than in gold chains, then he should be able to make the payments,” lawyer for one of the nine women that Travis Henry has impregnated.
2. “You’re paying a media consultant — fire the consultant,” sayeth the judge in the Crazy Stalker Astro-Nut case after the [...]
Posted in Nick Saban, college football, sec on August 25, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Making it Rain: I know it was before you were hired, but Alabama has had nearly a decade of problems with the football program. Do you think that will add any extra challenges to the job you face this year?
Nick Saban: No.
MIR: All those years of probation, the limited scholarships, recruiting challenges. None of that [...]
Posted in college football, sec, usc on August 19, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Back when I was a sports writer and editor, about ten years ago, we got a press release from USC requesting that they be referred to from that day forward as “Southern Cal” and only as “Southern Cal.” I guess four people from the low country confused them with the other USC, South Carolina. We [...]
