St. Maartin, Orient Beach, Jan. 23, 2028:
Jessica: I can’t believe it’s like, been like 20 years, can you?
Tony: Time sure flies.
Jessica: You remember, like, when we, like, first met, and you were, like, playing football, and they like totally blamed me for you losing that game.
Tony: You know I don’t like talking about those [...]
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Looking Back
Posted in Cowboys, Crazy Women, Dallas Cowboys, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Simpson likes to fuck famous people, T. O., Terrell Owens, Tony Romo, Tony Romo likes to fuck famous people, hot women on January 23, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Dear Eli
Posted in Cowboys, Crazy Women, Dallas Cowboys, Eli Manning, Eli Manning is a bitch, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Simpson likes to fuck famous people, Peyton Manning, The Chesney Manning Love Quadrangle, Tony Romo, Tony Romo likes to fuck famous people, hot women, tagged Eli Manning, Jessica Simpson, Peyton Manning, tom brady, Tony Romo on January 22, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Dear Eli,
Hi! My name is Jessica! lol! You may have heard of me, or know who I am, as I am sometimes in the internets that any U.S. American can see or read regarding my so-called social life and the boys I have sometimes gone on (totally innocent! lol!!) dates with like John Mayer and [...]
Scenes From A Dallas Bunker
Posted in Dallas Cowboys, Eli Manning is a bitch, Hitler, Jessica Simpson likes to fuck famous people, Tony Romo likes to fuck famous people, belichick, nfl on January 19, 2008 | 1 Comment »
This isn’t exactly new, but well worth watching. The part that confuses me is that I always thought Belichick was really Hitler.
Yoko Romo
Posted in Crazy Women, Dallas Cowboys, Jessica Simpson likes to fuck famous people, The Vick Criminal Empire, Tony Romo, Tony Romo likes to fuck famous people, belichick, hot women, nfl on January 14, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Now that’s just not fair.
Here’s Yoko Ono:
and here’s Jessica Simpson:
While I’ll admit Yolo’s rocking the Pilates legs at age 74, I don’t think that there’s an able-bodied male in our entire readership (both of you) who wouldn’t have made exactly the same choice as that young horn dog, Tony Romo.
I personally would do whatever it [...]
And Now: The Rest of the Story
Posted in Crazy Women, Dallas Cowboys, Jessica Simpson likes to fuck famous people, Tony Romo, Tony Romo likes to fuck famous people, hot women on January 12, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Much has been made about Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson’s trip to Mexico last week. The mainstream media is missing the real story here. We interviewed Jessica about what happened.
Making it Rain: How was Mexico
Jessica Simpson: It was, like, totally awesome!
MIR: Did Tony do any football work?
JS: He fucked me alot!
MIR: What about film study [...]
Romo the Homo
Posted in Eli Manning is a bitch, Tony Romo likes to fuck famous people, beer on January 11, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Look at me Romo! I gots your es-girlfriend, Taylor Swift, man! I’m gonna lay her down, man! You weren’t even drafted, ya big fag! I went number one, modderfucker! NUMBER ONE!
Oh shit. I think I’m gonna hurl . . .
