Look, I’ve been gone nearly a year. I come back, and you sumbitches are still coming here by the hundreds. So let’s recap what’s happened.
Trevor Immelman won the Masters after they sucked all the roar-inducing charge possibilities out of the course. Tiger Woods beat Rocco Mediate with a broken leg. It’s predicted that if Rocco’s [...]
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Catching Up
Posted in Erin Andrews, tiger woods, tagged Rocco Mediate's Pants, World Series on March 30, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Excuse Me While I Whip This Out
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged knocked up athlete girlfriends, Who the fuck cares about the NBA? on January 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Former Oklahoma State hoopster and Chicago Bulls draft pick JamesOn Curry was arrested in Boise, Idaho on Thursday for public urination.
Hey, give a bruva a break!
The man can’t help it that he has a rap sheet as long as his…
Besides, if you had a name like JamesOn, wouldn’t you want to write it in the [...]
I Have GOT to Get This Song Out of my Head
Posted in Uncategorized on September 5, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
The Big Tease
Posted in college football on August 30, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Football starts today. Real football. Games that count. Let’s look at some schedule highlights:
Buffalo at Rutgers
Weber State at Boise State
Youngstown State at Ohio State
Florida International at Penn State
Western Kentucky at Florida
Western Michigan at West Virginia
Arkansas State at Texas
North Texas at Oklahoma
Idaho at USC
What a steaming pile of shit we have here, folks. How can the [...]
Haiku Review
Posted in Uncategorized on August 25, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Apocalypto:
Better than I expected.
Mel’s still a dickhead.
Here’s a picture of some hot actress named Luna Maya.
Don’t Say I’m Not Sentimental
Posted in Uncategorized on August 24, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
One of the not-so-veiled auditioners for Dan Patrick’s gig on ESPN Radio, Dan LeBatard was cohosting with Eric Kuselias yesterday. He expressed a lovely thought.
He said, “I wish I could watch sports through the eyes of a child again.”
Y’know, I think I’d like that to do that too.
Of course I’d probably get in trouble [...]
Four Seconds
Posted in soccer on August 23, 2007 | 1 Comment »
In four seconds we here at MIR can summarize our feelings towards soccer.
A Word From Our Sponsor
Posted in bourbon, hot women on August 21, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Brady to Seek Time Off
Posted in nfl, tom brady on August 21, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Tom Brady may need a few days off this pre-season to be present at the birth of his child, who was conceived last December in a moving ceremony with actress, and former girlfriend, Bridget Moynahan. The child, a chiseled-jawed, steely-eyed boy-king to be named Jesus Lombardi Brady, is expected to arrive on or around the [...]
NFL Rookie of the Year?
Posted in Rookie of the year, oklahoma, vikings on August 20, 2007 | 2 Comments »
I’m thinking Adrian Peterson is going to have a great rookie year with the Vikings. He’s looking good in the preseason, and since he’s out of Oklahoma, talking about him gives me a legitimate reason to put up this picture.
Tiger Skipping First Playoff Tourney
Posted in golf, natalie gulbis, tiger woods on August 19, 2007 | 4 Comments »
Tiger Woods is skipping the first tournament of the FedEx Cup. He says he’s too tired from winning the last two tournaments (Firestone and PGA) in a row. There was a caller on a local sports call-in show the other day who was all bent out of shape, because as the “face of the sport” [...]
USC Again
Posted in college football, sec, usc on August 19, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Back when I was a sports writer and editor, about ten years ago, we got a press release from USC requesting that they be referred to from that day forward as “Southern Cal” and only as “Southern Cal.” I guess four people from the low country confused them with the other USC, South Carolina. We [...]
Why John Daly is the Greatest Athlete on the Planet
Posted in John Daly, golf on August 16, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
On the importance of fitness at hot tournaments like the PGA:
“Fat boys like me can get through the heat. Every time I worked out I threw up and I thought to myself that you can get drunk and throw up, so it’s just not for me. I’m flexible enough, there are probably some things I [...]
Woody Who?
Posted in golf, natalie gulbis, pga, tiger woods on August 16, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Woody Austin, you have always been the lovable journeyman PGA dude. The guy with the really ugly shirts with eerie green and orange beach scenes on them. The guy who beats himself in the head with a putter. The guy sponsored by Tabasco who beats himself in the head with his putter. The guy who [...]
Pac is back, Again
Posted in Uncategorized on August 15, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Wrestling wasn’t enough for Pac “I’ve never been convicted” Man Jones. Now he’s doing what many bored millionaire athletes have done before. He’s putting out a shitty rap album. Now, I know it hasn’t been released yet, so I don’t actually know it’s going to be shitty. Wait, yes I do. It’s going to be [...]
