Nashville native and Vanderbilt graduate Brandt Snedeker won his first PGA tournament today by two strokes at the Wyndham Championship. Was it an all-star field? No, most of the big names were resting up between the PGA Championship and the Fed Ex playoffs. Was it even televised on a network with a two digit channel position? Nope. Is Forest Oaks Country Club a challenging track? Well, I couldn’t break a buck twenty there, but I don’t think it strikes Augustan fear into the hearts of PGA professionals.
But will the nine hundred thousand dollars that young Brandt will be bringing home to Nashvegas spend like PacMan money? Hell f-in’ yeah! I know you’re a level-headed young man, Snedhead. You have a degree from one of the finest institutions of higher learning in the South. You come from a fine family, and I’ll even bet you’ve been to church for a reason other than a marryin’ or a buryin’ sometime in the past decade unlike your humble author here. But take my advice: Make it rain, baby!
I’m sure that your Vandy econ profs talked to you about diversifying your assets, and there are some fine young ladies working at the corner of 12th and Demonbreun who I’m confident would like to diversify their asses all over you. Folding money is for spendin’. Have those Wyndham folks cash that big ass cardboard check for you and break it into at least a pillowcase full of ones.
Speaking of golf, here’s a picture of a friend of mine trying to hit from behind the shitter in Golden Tee.
Happy 40th birthday, YellowHammer!